STORY: The Church Accountant (Season 4) 18+… Part 14

Must Read: The Church Accountant (Season 4) 18+… Part 14
A Story written by Oluwande Towoju (08160694908)… READ PREVIOUS HERE
Me: Babooo……… Oko Nike
Kolade: Mike the bleeper. How are you?
Me: I dey my friend
Kolade: and how is Minna?
Me: Minna dey jare. You know that in Minna, no flexing around like IB.
Kolade: your wife just dey ask of you?
Me: Nike?
Kolade: if I see you near Nike eh. The person is Ify.
Me: (hisses) that girl She is too possessive.
Kolade: how did you know?
Me: after tasting my cvck, she was saying that I should not share it with anyone……… including Titilayo
Kolade: ah!!!!!! So this girl like am pass im sister
Me: her sister How
Kolade: there was something I didn’t let you know. When I was staying in that house, Mrs. Adedokun and I were s3xuall partners
Me: WHAT
Kolade: when you told me that you succeeded in sleeping with her I wasn’t surprised.
Me: but the way you acted………
Kolade: I was happy that you too ‘marked register’ for her side
Me: but why did you now leave the house?
Kolade: she started sending me errands and she and Nike quarrelled
Me: ok……… but by the way I met 2 ladies on our way to Minna. I later found out that one of them is my Mum’s roommate daughter in school and the other one we ended winding up that night in the guest house.
Kolade: you met a lady yesterday and you fvcked her?
Me: if not for constraints, the one I said she’s my mom’s roommate daughter I would have fvcked her too
Kolade: MIKE MIKE You need special deliverance at MFM Prayer City® I didn’t know say you don bad pass happney65
Me: when happney65 wanted to bet with me that other time that he sabi fvvck pass me, I just dey laugh
Kolade: please my brother, just be careful.
Me: do you know that Mumcee’s roommate is my neighbour
Kolade: wow……… free fvvcking
Me: No……… the girl don dey betrothed.
Kolade: saa ma ro’ra. Sharia dey that town and anybody caught fornicating/adultery na death sentence straight.
Me: Olorun a ma gba wa.
Kolade: Nike and I are getting married next 2 months.
Me: that’s splendid.
Kolade: so, ma gbagbe padi e.
Me: I won’t.
After chatting with him I tried sleeping before Christie called me
Me: hello
Christie: please call me back (call ends)
I called her back
Me: hello sweet
Christie: what’s up Mike?
Me: I’m lonely here.
Christie: I wished I was with you there…………
Me: hmmm. Do you know that I am living with Kafeelat, the other lady we met in the car yesterday?
Christie: WHAT You are living together
Me: wait now. I said we are living in the same compound. Even her mum and mine were roommates while in school.
Christie: I told you that I did not want to share my cvck with any lady there. Most especially Kaffie
Me: for your information, I know her fiancé. I met him today.
Christie: (relaxes) ok…………
Me: ki lon’se obinrin yii (for my mind) I want to ask why you are so adamant about “my cvck”
Christie: I have never been fvckked in that way before…………
Me: like seriously What about the person you came to meet in Minna?
Christie: it was a blind date i.e. I am coming to meet the person the first time
Me: have you heard of the celebrated case of “Cynthia”?
Christie: what happened to her?
Me: the daughter of an ex-army chief that went from Nassarawa to Lagos only to be strangled in a hotel in Lagos.
Christie: hmmm
Me: I believe that He should come first to meet you before at all you coming down to see him.
Christie: what about yesterday night at the guest house
I was silent.
Christie: anyway, I wanna hear your voice before sleeping tonight.
Me: ok. We will talk tomorrow.
Christie: ok dear. Sweet dreams
Me: you too (call ends)

To Be Continued…